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• Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!
• <flap> <flap> <flap> <thud> <oops!>
• Preen goeth before a flap.
• Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
• There was this frog on a lily pad, in the middle of a pond, surrounded by alligators.
  He didn't want to be eaten but he couldn't think of a way to get to edge of the pond without being gobbled up....
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• The Perfect Husband... There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
  Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings....
• Aviation Terms for The Uninformed ALTERNATE AIRPORT
  The area directly beyond the active runway when the engine quits on take off ALTIMETER SETTING...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....