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• Close cover before striking.
• I know this couple who owns a flower shop. One day, shortly after the shop closed, the husband brought a shapely young hooker to the shop.
  The wife walked in unexpectedly, as she had forgotten something....
• $ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
• $$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
• Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
• THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
  Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
• Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
• Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me!...
• A closed mouth catches no feet.