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• A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
  She asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?" "Is he smart, lady?...
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off.
  ..one jumped up and headed for the door...his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!...
• A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
  The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead....
• A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided to buy her a pair of gloves.
  Accompanied by his sister, he went to a women's wear shop and bought a pair of expensive gloves....