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• In an effort to boost orange juice sales in predominantly continental breakfast eating England, a campaign was devised to extol the drink's eye-opening, pick-me-up qualities.
  Hence the slogan, "Orange juice. It gets your pecker up....
• End of Message - Stop reading.
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• Stop and smell the roses!
• Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
• Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
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