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  It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee....
• Fred walks into a psychiatrists office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
  It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee....
• I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
• Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
  ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
• Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.