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• Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
• Q: What's polish and has an IQ of 180? A: A village.
• The BBS of the Stars!
• This German guy wants to marry this Polish lady, but Poland has a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish
  o, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed....
• Paddy the Irishman is on holiday with his girlfriend in Las Vegas.
  One night they, after paying a fortune for tickets, they go out to a club where, as paddy assures his friend, they will mingle with the stars....
• How do you tell a Polish ladder from a normal one? The Polish one has the word STOP stenciled on the top rung.
• My God .... it's full of stars!
• Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
• Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure.