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• He died to take away your sins, not your mind.
• Things are often what they seem...
• The tent revival was in its fifth long night, and religious fervor was at a peak when the normally taciturn Farmer John jumped up and ran down the aisle
  sobbing and with tears streaming down his face. The preacher met him with outstretched hand and John bawled, "Preacher, I been a sinner!...
• Infrared turn signals seem to be catching on!
• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again.
  On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?...
• Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
• My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...
• Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.