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Silent Gratitude Isn't Much Use To Anyone.
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Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
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SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
About as much use as: - the pope's balls - an ashtray on a motorbike - an inflatable dartboard (for campers).
Why use shampoo when so much real poo is free?
You have the right to remain silent....
Use a pretty much regular message but end it with "And, remember, this machine cannot hurt you--over the phone.
Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?
Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?
