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• Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty?
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
• SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
• Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
• Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• It's only cheating when you get caught!
• Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
  He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....