Define "corporate Virgin." One Who's New To The Firm.
Define "corporate virgin."
One who's new to the firm.
Corporate rowing The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race.
Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels....
Define "headmaster." Someone who's expert at giving blow jobs.
Define "bisexual." Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy.
Q: Why is a virgin like a firecraker? A: Cause one bang and they aint no more!
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? -One prick and its gone.
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling....
GOING POSTAL You've heard the recently coined slang phrase "Going Postal".
Here are some more examples, from the book "Jargon Watch", just published by Wired magazine....
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
Define "pizza." An abortion on toast.