A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he
passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a
moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she
gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"
passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a
moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she
gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"
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