Various Ways To Say "Having Sex" Bang Be The Rug Doctor Beaver Shooting Been Ridin' Broomsticks Since She Was Fifteen Bend Her Over And Load Her Like A Shotgun Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out Bite The Bearded Clam Bob The Knob Boink Bone Smuggling Bopping Bottom Knockin' Bounce The Brillo Break Her Open Like A Shotgun Buff The Helmet Buffing Bumping Uglies Bury The Hatchet Butter Her Muffin Carpet Munching Check Her Oil Clean The Carpet Come To My Bed And Let's Practice Parallel Parking Cuttin' A Slice Dance The Buttock Jig Dent The Egg Dip Your Wick Do It Do The Horizontal Mambo Do The Wild Thing Doing It Doing The Nasty Dueling Bedsprings Eat At The Y Feed The Bear Fenorking Fit Pipe Flat Dancing Fooling Around Fuck Get A Leg Over Get Your Bone Honed Get Your Noodle Wet Gettin' Busy Getting You Ashes Hauled Getting Your Bunny Boiled Getting Your Canoe Shellacked Getting Your Horns Filed Getting Your Weiner Wet Give Her The Time Giving Her A Pearl Necklace Go Like A Rat Up A Rhododendron Goin' Horizontal Hammerin' Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck) He Hasn't Had His Tires Rotated In Months Hide And Shriek Hide The HotDog Hide The Sausage Hiding The Salami Hobble Hose I Wanna Bust That Body I'm Having Lunch At The Y.

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Various Ways To Say "Having Sex"

Bang
Be the rug doctor
Beaver shooting
Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen
Bend her over and load her like a shotgun
Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
Bite the bearded clam
Bob the knob
Boink
Bone Smuggling
Bopping
Bottom knockin'
Bounce the Brillo
Break her open like a shotgun
Buff the helmet
Buffing
Bumping uglies
Bury the hatchet
Butter her muffin
Carpet munching
Check her oil
Clean the carpet
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Cuttin' a slice
Dance the buttock jig
Dent the egg
Dip your wick
Do it
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the Wild Thing
Doing it
Doing the nasty
Dueling Bedsprings
Eat at the Y
Feed the bear
Fenorking
Fit pipe
Flat Dancing
Fooling around
Fuck
Get a leg over
Get your bone honed
Get your noodle wet
Gettin' Busy
Getting you ashes hauled
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your horns filed
Getting your weiner wet
Give her the time
Giving her a pearl necklace
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Goin' horizontal
Hammerin'
Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
He hasn't had his tires rotated in months
Hide and shriek
Hide the HotDog
Hide the sausage
Hiding the salami
Hobble
Hose
I wanna bust that body
I'm having lunch at the Y. It's a box lunch - furburgers!
I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe
Lay cable
Lay pipe
Lay the hen
Let's go "Whale some babes"!
Make it
Man, I'd fuck her like a tied yard-dog
Muff dive
Negotiate the forested chasm
Park his car in her garage
Pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken
Play hide the salami
Playing doctor
Poke the yolk
Poking the sushi
Poking the whisker biscuit
Pop you c==k
Pump
Put his snake through her grass
Ride the skin bus into Tuna town
Ring the cash register
Romping
Rope a poke
Saturate the ferrod
Screw
Sharpen the pencil
She hasn't had her ticket punched since Ike carried his own golf clubs
Sink the Pink
Slam her clam
Slam some Ham
Slice the muffin
Slip her the hot beef injection
Slip her the tubesteak!
Slip her the whale
Slip the Salami
Snake her
So horny I have to stand on my hands to pee
Some nookie-nookie honey
Splooge, spunk, gack, splooey
Stoke her yoke
Strop one's beak
Stuff her muff
Stuff the bunny
Swallow the swan
Tame her shrew
Tap your tailpipe
The beast with two backs
The nasty
Tube steak boogie
Varnish one's cane
Wax your candle
Work the hairy oracle

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