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  Naturally the job fell to the low man on the T.P....
• Q:" How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
• How many waiters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's attention....
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  The dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section, and all....
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• Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change an &l
  ethnic>? "A:" None! <ethnic>s don't get light bulbs! (or if they do, they're burned out)...