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• Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!
• Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.