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  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
• One day a grade school teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living.
  Tim," she said, "What does your mother do all day?...
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
  Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...
• A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
  "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...