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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• An <ethnic> couple decided to stay at a very exclusive, WASP only hotel for a night.
  The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever....
• Sports fans? .... Athletic supporters?
• Drivin' down your freeway...midnight alleys roam.
• Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling.
  He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets....
• Comfortable truth, isn't.
• Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
• What's tennis without a racket?