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  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• A good looking chick walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to swim.
  She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed....
• Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and decided to get married as soon as possible.
  This acomplished, they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando....
• A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
• What Women Drink... Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a women's personality based on what she drinks.
  Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts....
• ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.
• Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....
• Signs You're at a Bad Resort 10. Olympic-sized pool filled with olympic-sized leeches 9.
  Seniors' shuffleboard tournament is clothing optional 8....