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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• From: bgwolfe@ut-emx.UUCP (Michael Wolfe) Newsgroup
  ec.humor.funny Subject: Deathbed humour Date: 5 Jul 88 18...
• From: bgwolfe@ut-emx.UUCP (Michael Wolfe) Subjec
  Deathbed humour Date: 5 Jul 88 18:07:04 GMT An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life....
• Kiss and a slap A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
  They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother....
• I have the strangest feeling that you have a very beautiful vagina.
• PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN by: Daniel J.
  Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1 There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....
• An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.
  The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....