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• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• On a clear disk you can seek foreve
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• The best tranquilizer is a clear conscience.
• HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE TURNING REPUBLICAN (By Dave Barry) The Republicans have a high Beady-eyed
  elf-righteous, scary, borderline loon quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, and the entire state of Utah, etc....
• Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
  That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
• A clear conscience is actually a bad memory
• I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.