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• The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
• Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
  -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
• My FAT? Oh yeah I'm going to get rid of that...
• You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
• Snooker is a complete Tory game; first of all you get rid of all the red
  hen you get rid of all the coloureds, and all you have left at the end is the white....
• Do you know how to get rid of a bunch of Libyans? Tell a bunch of Cajuns they're good eating, and out of season.
  ....
• Q: Why did they get rid of all the dogs at the White House?
  A: They were chasing the Quayles and peeing on the Bushes....