Jobs For This Year's College Graduates Are Easier To Find, It's Reported.
Jobs for this year's college graduates are easier to find, it's reported.
Must be a big demand for overqualified people.
There must be an easier way to wire the world!
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years....
Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Enginnee
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
The following are some of the better pranks: 1....
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in college
WHAT THE JOB AD SAYS and WHAT IT REALLY MEANS... Advancement opportunity -Lousy job Entry Level -Really a lousy job No experience necessary -The mother of all lousy jobs Administrative assistant -Lousy job with a title Ground floor opportunity -Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year Progressive company - Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday Team player -Must deal with dangerously territorial coworkers with rabid personalities Upbeat personalities -Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug alcohol rehab benefit within the first year Word processing skills essential -There is a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your future Public Relations Receptionist - Professional appearance important -$
20 K a year job that requires a $100K year wardrobe Pleasant telephone manner -Be the voice of 1-900-suck Earn up to $...
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....