The Syndicated Wizards Are Slow. None Has Yet Pondered Ferraronomics.

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• Darn wizards anyways!
• Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...
• One of the new fall TV shows features a 300 mph motorcycle.
  We figure it's used either by a crime fighter or a presidential candidate, and we're afraid to ask....
• Has HELL frozen over yet?
• The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
  Your question was: > What is a geek? And in response, thus spake the Oracle...
• A local throwaway paper has a column called News of the Weird which may be syndicated.
  Excerpting... George Bush's August message attempting to woo the support of the National Letter Carriers missed its mark because campaign officials sent the message by Federal Express, whose deliveries the union refuses to accept....
• The Democrats seem slow on the draw. Though Mr. Re@San has accused them of demagoguery, they've failed to charge him with republigoguery.