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• Mr. Reagan currently leads Mr. Mondale by 10 to 15 points in the polls.
  And even more in the calendars....
• Oxymoron: Postal Service.
• Mr. Reagan says he's engaged in "quiet diplomacy" with the Soviets, and we gather that means more than that he's simply turned the volume down on his hearing aid.
  A new poll shows most Democrats want a Mondale-Hart ticket....
• Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
  He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
• COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS. In chronological orde
  No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• A poll shows most folks think Mr. Mondale chose Ms.
  Ferraro because of pressure from women's groups. Sounds like a put down of the Italian-American, Catholic and size 7 shoe lobbies....
• Mr. Mondale and Mr. Reagan have agreed to at least one debate.
  So far, however, there's no word on whether any voters have agreed to listen....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....