As President," Fritz Mondale Says, "I Will Work For Peace From My First Day In Office, Not From My First Day Of Campaigning For Office, Not From My First Day Of Campaigning For Re-election.

How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
You Think You're Having A Bad Day... There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down....
A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office.
Will you have sex with me?" he asks. "No. My husband wouldn't approve....
I will make my day!
One day, a guy comes into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I want it to grow".
So the doc says, "Here, take three of these a day," and gives the guy a bottle of pills....
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place....
All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place....
One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....