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• Congress is back in session. It must want to give delegates to the upcoming Republican convention more things to denounce.
• What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
• Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room.
• So far, so good, so what?
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Congress is back in session. Apparently there are a few knots left to turn into loose ends before the election.
• FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: Here is a list of French idioms in use relatively recently in Paris.
  We thought you'd like them.... FRENCH PHRASE, followed by Literal Translation, followed by (English Equivalent)...
• POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
  ...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....
• The only good news in the polls so far for the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is it seems to be runni~ng reasonably well against Undecided.