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  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Speaking for the whole company, Mr. Sizya Lubuva of Kinondomi, Dar es Salaam, said
  A number of us were having a conference about the future of the village as a tourist center when Mr....
• Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
  Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our pro- duct does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product....
• In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
  The following are some of the better pranks: 1....
• YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
  ___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• Life certainly was lots simpler before we had all of this technology to make life simpler.
• Back when I was in high school a friend of mine, Robe
  hurt his back while rolling his car and had to wear a plaster cast around his torso, from just under his armpits to a few inches below the navel....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....