Q: What Is A Polish Pencil? A: A Pencil With Erasers On Both Ends.
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Q: What is a Polish Pencil?
A: A pencil with erasers on both ends.
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A. He works it out with a pencil. Joseph Costa, NOSC...
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? A. He works it out with a pencil.
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin....
Jerk: what is found on both ends of fishing lines.
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So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
Q: What's polish and has an IQ of 180? A: A village.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.