Q: What's green, and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger
A: Kermit's finger
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- What is green, slimy and smells like Ms. Piggy?
Kermits middle finger!!... - Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention... - Q: Why does Miss Piggy uses honey and vinegar douche?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork... - Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one
in your right hand.
What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention... - Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food?
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Old people's farts... - Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
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Bunny... - Q: What's old, wrinkled and smells like Ginger?
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Fred Astair's... - Q: What's wrinkled and smells like Ginger?
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Fred Astaire's face... - Q: What looks like, smells like and tastes like banana's,
but isn't banana's? A: Monkey puke...
