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• Whad'ya mean I need a license to do that??!
• Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
• A hunter from out East was stalking ducks near Texarcanna, where three states join.
  He spies a duck, shoots it and is about to pick it up when he hears a voice....
• Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
  "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!...
• 379. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
  "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!...
• Q: What's the definition of confusion? A: 200 blind lesbians at a fish market.
• Q: What's the ultimate in confusion? A: Fifteen blind lesbians at a fish market.
• 4DBYRDS is my Calif License Plate.