Q: What Are The Three Things Homosexuals Like Most? A: To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.
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Q: What are the three things homosexuals like most?
A: To eat, drink, and be Mary.
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Pole's life? A: Second grade.
Q: What state is most like a tiny cola? A: Minne-soda.
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?" A: "Honey, I'm home.
A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a few days come back next week.
..guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna die!...
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...