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• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• Q: Why don't lawyers ever get eaten by sharks? A: Professional courtesy
• why don't lawyer's wifes get AIDS? They marry assholes, they don't screw them!!!
• Why don't women have any trouble with their assholes?
  Because each morning they pack 'em a lunch and send 'em off to work...
• An Israeli was sitting between two Arabs on a long airplane flight.
  He had just removed his shoes and gotten comfortable when one of the Arabs nudged him and said,"Hey, Jew, go get us some orange juice....
• Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....
• 390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
  A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna....
• Q: Why do the Americans drink Pepsi? A: Because they can't get Seven Up.