Try taping a drunk to his bed. Get a large roll of masking tape and
when he passes out wind it around him and the bed.
Another good one to do with a drunk is to put one of those fake bald
heads over his hair. Then when he wakes up ask him if he knows what
he did last night.
when he passes out wind it around him and the bed.
Another good one to do with a drunk is to put one of those fake bald
heads over his hair. Then when he wakes up ask him if he knows what
he did last night.
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