Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Related:
- A wish for Christmas
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall
in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap
and tell him what they want for christmas.
As the line dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy... - I want Kirstie Alley for
Christmas... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - All I want to know is:
WHY ME... - The Night Before Christmas According to Moms
It was the night before Christmas,
when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring... - Random thoughts...
** Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you
anyway.
** I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they... - The Shephard...
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand
new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:
"Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car...
From the same category:
- Can I take your picture?
(Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I... - Your name must be Mickey because your
so fine... - Hi. You'll do
... - I wonder what our children will
look like... - See this pin?
I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do...
