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• Unknown First golfer: "Shall we play again next Saturday?
  Second golfer: "Well, I was going to get married on Saturday, but I can put it off....
• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• Actual Caddy Quotes? Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day
  I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
  The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt....
• Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
  Yes sir," said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer....
• Q: Did you hear what the condemned golfer's last words to the hangman were?
  A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings?...
• Jeff's favorite second course is Stu Mulligan. Jeff's favorite Chinese dish is Chow Man.
  A famous golfer that Jeff stopped eating after just two bites: Jack Nippleless!...
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....