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• When life deals you lemons, make lemonade ...
• Q: How many Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Foux! there to eat lemons, axe gravy soup....
• GUEST: Do lemons have wings? HOST: What? GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
  HOST: Of course not. GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!...
• 188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
  They were big it is true, But here cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan....
• Waitress: Would you like some buns with your melon?
  Customer: No thank you, your melons will do just fine....
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• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....