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• Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
• <Slap!> ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?!
• FUNNY FRENCH PHRASES: Here is a list of French idioms in use relatively recently in Paris.
  We thought you'd like them.... FRENCH PHRASE, followed by Literal Translation, followed by (English Equivalent)...
• Paris Hotel Lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Paris.
• We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?]
• Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
• The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
  He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail....