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• Egad, an adage!
• Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
  -"Vice President" Dan Quayle...
• Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.
  (Dan Quayle, U.S. vice-president)...
• Did you hear about the lawyer who's wife complained that thing were getting dull in bed?
  (hard to believe, huh?) She suggested that he might try a little bondage next time they get amorous....
• What do waterfowl use for bondage? DUCK TAPE!!!! Who killed more Indians that General Custer?
  Union Carbide. Who was voted the MVP in the 1984 Hockey season?...
• Enter subscriptions in his name to the most filthy homo/bondage/snuff > magazines you can find, and change his address by one so his NEIGHBOR > receives them.
  His neighbors will not only be disgusted by his perver- > sions, they will also be irritated by the fact that he is too dumb to > even get his address right on a subscription....
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....