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  We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents....
• Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
  Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said....
• Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.
  Knock, knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who? Acid down and be quiet....
• Yup they're gonna open some 300 Pizza huts back in the ole USSR.
  I can just see the promotion campaigns: With each pizza get a free glass from our "Heroes of the Revolution" collection....