Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Related:
- CAUTION!
Objects in mirror are closer than they... - ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE... - These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student,
but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents'... - Q: Where do dates grow?
A:
On calendar trees... - Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I love cats.
they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the... - Look closer,
most things are more than just the sum of their parts... - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a
commercial airliner are seated,
waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can... - Rule #624:
A warning message should not be funnier than the joke... - The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected:
2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen...
From the same category:
- All I want is a warm bed,
a kind word and unlimited... - A diplomat thinks twice before saying
nothing... - If things get any worse,
I'll have to ask you to stop helping me... - Bigamy : one wife too many. Monogamy :
same thing... - I'm multitasking...
I read in the bathroom...
