Law Of The Perversity Of Nature: You Cannot Successfully Determine Beforehand Which Side Of The Bread To Butter.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Etorre's Ovservation: The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
Q2: What do prostitutes and peanut butter have in common? A2: They both spread for bread.
Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: They both spread for bread.
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....