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  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
  When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity....
• Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
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  Justin D. Baldwin Cartoon Law I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation....
• George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
  George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
• Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
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  2. The course to be played must be approved by the owner of the hole....
• Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths.
  Their operation can be wittnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop....