Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists 1.
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3....
A School Bus Driver's Troubles Are Behind Him!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the inside....
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
Next day, the bus approached the same curb, but upon noticing the gibbering, drooling kid with his arms flopping around, the bus smoked by the kid again....
Experts say 53 percent of the voters in November will be women.
Not only is there a gender gap but also, apparently, an apathy gap....
Most congressional incumbents will win re-election, experts say.
It'll save having to learn to dislike someone new....
More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots 1.
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $...
Elderly Americans are moving back to cities, experts say.
Why not? It's relaxing to be near millions of folks who have to go to work when you don't....