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  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
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• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
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  Hayakawa, the Republican senator from California, announced in May that the best way to solve the enery problem is to let the price of gas go up as high as possible so that poor people can no longer drive....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• There's my way, and then there's the easy way
• There's my way, and then there's the easy way.