Related:

• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
• My Mercedes Benz in the wrong direction!
• Cartoon Laws Contributed by Trevor Paquette & Lt.
  Justin D. Baldwin Cartoon Law I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation....
• The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.
  Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will....
• Laws are for the conformists.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Never mistake motion for action...
• Prepare the Wave Motion Gun!
• Soon to be a major motion picture.