MORE OXYMORONS ... Helicopter With An Ejection Seat.

MORE OXYMORONS ... Helicopter With An Ejection Seat.

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... helicopter with an ejection seat.
... submarine with a screen door.
... solar powered nightlight.
... condom with air holes.
... government efficiency.
... infatable dart board.

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Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.
Did you hear about the Iraqi submarine? --It sank.
The crew forgot to close the screen door....
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2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter....
98 Uses for America Online (AOL) Disks 1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - youíve got a fly swatter....
Useless Inventions ...
Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? A: A solar powered flashlight.
Q: How do you sink a polish submarine. A: Knock on the door!!
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