One sunday a drunk staggered into a church while Mass was going on. The
priest couldn't help but notice him bumping into one pew after another as
he made his way down the side aisle. The drunk finally made it to to con-
fessional and closed the door. After mass the priest took his position on
the other side of the confessional. The drunk sat silently for about 5
minutes. Realizing that he would have to break the silence, the priest
asked "Can I help you, my son?" Startled, the drunk replied, "HUH? Oh
yeah, do you have any paper on your side?"
priest couldn't help but notice him bumping into one pew after another as
he made his way down the side aisle. The drunk finally made it to to con-
fessional and closed the door. After mass the priest took his position on
the other side of the confessional. The drunk sat silently for about 5
minutes. Realizing that he would have to break the silence, the priest
asked "Can I help you, my son?" Startled, the drunk replied, "HUH? Oh
yeah, do you have any paper on your side?"
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