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• You dont buy beer, you rent it...
• You don't buy beer, you rent it...
• What money won't buy, it will rent.
• This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info...
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that if you turned them all in, you could buy another six-pack....
• (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
• BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer.
• Happiness can't buy you money.