Q: How do you sneak up on a celery?
A: Stalk.
A: Stalk.
Related:
- Question: How do you kill an Aggie?
Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water,
then slam the toilet seat on his head... - Q: How do you recondition an aging hooker?
A:
Shove a ten-pound ham up her and pull out the bone... - Q: How do you double the price of a yugo?
A:
Fill up the gas tank... - Q: Do you know why Nancy Reagan is always on top?
A:
Because Ronnie only knows how to screw up... - I was flying through the sky the other day with some blades of grass
when I came across this rather interesting publication wearing a
housecoat .
A CHILD'S STORY It was a warm summer's evening and... - A belly button is for salt when you eat celery
in bed... - Q: What's clear and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak... - Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew?
A:
"Trust me"...
