ASTROLOGY
Astrology itself is part of a whole glob, and a lot of other
things, mostly astrological. It probably would never have
been if pre-historic man hadn't gone outside of his cave one
dark night, looked up and seen those twinkly things glittering
in the sky.
They were lightening bugs. But beyond them were stars and
planets. And pre-historic man was happy about that because
stars don't bite......
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Glossary of Terms
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ASTROLOGER: A very, very lucky person.
ASTROLOGY: The study of girls' backsides.
CONSTELLATION: Connie Stevens' real name.
CUSP: Talking dirty, e.g., "cusp words."
HEAVENLY BODY: Often a girl.
MARS: Contains nuts and chocolate, and gets in your teeth.
MERCURY: A nice car, but it'll never work in a thermometer.
MOON: A sun playing it cool.
PLANET: What you do with a potato.
RAYS: Something you ask your boss for.
SECOND HOUSE: The one you rent for that "certain someone."
SIGN: Something an Indian gives.
SPHERE: To talk dirty with a German accent,
e.g., "sphere verds."
STAR: An actor who has a press agent.
ZODIAC: A deranged person who steals Zodes.
Astrology itself is part of a whole glob, and a lot of other
things, mostly astrological. It probably would never have
been if pre-historic man hadn't gone outside of his cave one
dark night, looked up and seen those twinkly things glittering
in the sky.
They were lightening bugs. But beyond them were stars and
planets. And pre-historic man was happy about that because
stars don't bite......
-----------------------
Glossary of Terms
-----------------------
ASTROLOGER: A very, very lucky person.
ASTROLOGY: The study of girls' backsides.
CONSTELLATION: Connie Stevens' real name.
CUSP: Talking dirty, e.g., "cusp words."
HEAVENLY BODY: Often a girl.
MARS: Contains nuts and chocolate, and gets in your teeth.
MERCURY: A nice car, but it'll never work in a thermometer.
MOON: A sun playing it cool.
PLANET: What you do with a potato.
RAYS: Something you ask your boss for.
SECOND HOUSE: The one you rent for that "certain someone."
SIGN: Something an Indian gives.
SPHERE: To talk dirty with a German accent,
e.g., "sphere verds."
STAR: An actor who has a press agent.
ZODIAC: A deranged person who steals Zodes.
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