A man having just purchased a gold mine sight unseen shows up at the
diggings to survey his holdings and be sure everything is in order.
Upon arrival he finds 3 men doing nothing, so he quickly sizes up the
workers and assigns them each a task...To the big Swede>> the job of
pushing the wheelbarrow...To the strong pollock>> the pick and shovel
duties...and to the little Chinaman...???...In charge of Supplies.
A few weeks later he returns to se how it's going. The Swede and the
Pollock are slaving away dutifully but the damn little Chinaman is
NOWHERE to be found! He looks high and low, inside and out, but to no
avail. Suddenly, out from behind a nearby rock, the Chinaman leaps out
and yells "SUPPLIZE!!!"
diggings to survey his holdings and be sure everything is in order.
Upon arrival he finds 3 men doing nothing, so he quickly sizes up the
workers and assigns them each a task...To the big Swede>> the job of
pushing the wheelbarrow...To the strong pollock>> the pick and shovel
duties...and to the little Chinaman...???...In charge of Supplies.
A few weeks later he returns to se how it's going. The Swede and the
Pollock are slaving away dutifully but the damn little Chinaman is
NOWHERE to be found! He looks high and low, inside and out, but to no
avail. Suddenly, out from behind a nearby rock, the Chinaman leaps out
and yells "SUPPLIZE!!!"
Related:
- A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men, and a
little guy from Japan.
Because of their size, the foreman gave the two locals the digging work, and told the Japanese man "You'll be in charge of supplies.... - NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here.... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis.... - These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were
shipwrecked on a desert island.
The German found this smokey bottle. So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther (the German was a really nice guy).... - The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
